Oct 172010

Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was […]

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Jun 212010

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of […]

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Jun 202010

You have the bladder capacity of five people. You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience. You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car chase. You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who […]

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Jun 202010

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. 15. “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” 14. “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.” (My personal favorite.) 13. “If you […]

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Jun 202010

Narrative: on 07/08/07, at approximately 0326 hours, i was traveling northbound in the 6100 block of n. College ave. in my fully marked impd police vehicle and in full uniform. I had my windows rolled down. I heard a male voice calling for a pig, he was saying “suey! Piggy! Piggy!” I looked over and […]

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Jun 202010

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. ‘Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,’ the biker […]

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Jun 202010

To save money the Deputies decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to […]

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Jun 202010

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you’re too busy to talk to them for a week. POLICE FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food or alcohol. POLICE FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no […]

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Jun 202010

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!’ A highway patrolman pulled […]

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