Jun 202010
- You have the bladder capacity of five people.
- You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
- You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.
- Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car chase.
- You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.
- Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.
- You find humor in other people’s stupidity.
- You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.
- You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
- You have your weekends off planned for a year.
- You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
- You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, “Boy, it sure is quiet tonight.”